We know these things about Ben Chang, and so much more than we ever wanted to know about him. Why? …Because it’s there. It’s on the surface. What you see may be what you don’t want, but it’s also what you get.
Who is this kettle corn popping phantom? This human question mark? This number eight scoop of vanilla tapioca with a Ph.D. in “Being swell”, and a Master’s in “Everybody loves me”? Who is it?! We may never know. I only know one thing. Nobody is this good a person. And nobody can get any worse than this.